NIKKI
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Females get a lot more tolerance before they’re thought to be gay. A girl can say ”hey, boobs are great” and everybody will just be like ”hey, you’re fuckin right!”

But if a dude says ”hey, penises are great” people will just…avoid him…

If you think about it, if the guy who played Barney didn’t have the suit on, the show would be about an old perverted man hugging, kissing, dancing and holding hands with little children telling them how much he loves them. Hahaha!

Who the hell decided that humpty dumpty is an egg? The song never said he is an egg. He could just as easily be a vase.

Therefore, my new pet rocks will be named Doggy.